#tired
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #tired from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #tired
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-19 05:41 UTC5 uses by 5 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-19 05:41 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-19 05:41 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~793 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 08:00
Languages: English (36) · German (2) · Spanish (1) · French (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.6
Top of the latest posts
Friends don't let friends work at google or uber .... Or meta, palantir, openai, anthropic, mistral, spacex, microsoft, aws, coreweave, nvidia, apple, adobe ... #tired
I think the difficulty I have when helping Dad is that our relationship has become so transactional. I'm just there to call when he needs something. He rarely asks how I am or what I'm doing (or what the kids are doing), and if he does, it'
I've been in my current job for 4 years next month. 4 years seems to be the limit I can stay in any one job. Literally. Every job I've had for the last 20 years has lasted approximately 4 years. WTF is up with that? It seems it takes me abo
What “tired” means
Wiktionary#tired across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #tired straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/tired