#toilet
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #toilet from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-28 14:05 UTC6 uses by 6 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-28 14:05 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #toilet.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-28 14:05 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~815 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 13:00
Languages: English (31) · Dutch (3) · German (1) · Danish (1) · Portuguese (1) · Chinese (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.5
Top of the latest posts
Is it OK to bring food or drink into the room with the toilet? #EvanPoll #poll #food #drink #toilet
What we retro computing folks look like to normal people. (And this kid is kinda my hero.) https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ddpn-4tvRtr/?stkn=MXY0Y3FzbXh4dDN4eA== #thetoiletkiddamian #toilet #vintagecomputing #retrocomputing #retrocomputers #
I’m still astonished that we don’t all learn about this as kids. And that we need a research study to make it culturally visible. It’s basic hygiene. I love Japanese bidet seats & wish ours had an automatic lid. Why are these not everywhere
What “toilet” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediatoilet/ˈtɔɪ.lət/
- nounA covering of linen, silk, or tapestry, spread over a dressing table in a chamber or dressing room.
- verbTo dress and groom oneself
A toilet is a piece of sanitary hardware (sanitaryware) that collects human waste and sometimes toilet paper, usually for disposal. Flush toilets use water, while dry or non-flush toilets do not. They can be designed for a sitting position popular in Europe and North America with a toilet seat, with additional considerations for those with disabilities, or for a squatting posture more popular in Asia, known as a squat toilet. In urban areas, flush toilets are usually connected to a sewer system;
“Toilet” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#toilet across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #toilet straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/toilet