#toooldforthisshit
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #toooldforthisshit from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 11:22 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 11:22 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #toooldforthisshit.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 11:22 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 24 public posts (spanning ~68265 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 20:00
Languages: English (20) · Swedish (1) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.5
Top of the latest posts
@juliewebgirl I have already evaluated this. We can discuss it not here. #KeePassXC #VibratorCoding #TooOldForThisShit #InfoSec
I worked 63 hours last week due to a special project that had to be done at night while my normal work didn't slow down to accommodate. I took this selfie at about the 16 hour mark Friday morning after my subcontractor's equipment failed an
@lewd Sleeping? 🤔 #toooldforthisshit
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