#toostupidforoffice
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #toostupidforoffice from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #toostupidforoffice
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-10 07:24 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-10 07:24 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #toostupidforoffice.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-10 07:24 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 38 public posts (spanning ~28363 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 12:00
Languages: English (38)
Avg boosts / post: 2.1
Top of the latest posts
#OrangeHitler's Nat'l Security Advisor Mike Waltz tells #FnS that "the American people deserve to be reimbursed for helping to defend #Ukraine." 🤦♂️ STOPPING #RUSSIA & #Putin's aggression as he seeks to rebuild the old Soviet Union *was*
$100 to anyone who can figure out the "serving size" for each food type by looking at #BrainWormBearDumper's new #FoodPyramid. Can one eat 6 servings of meat and zero servings of vegetables and still be eating a healthy balanced diet? 🤦♂️
#JFC. An Administration PACKED with incompetent unqualified neophytes who get angry and attack the person questioning them when they are exposed. Pirro's 4 second "deer in the headlights" reaction to being asked a simple (obvious) question
#toostupidforoffice across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/toostupidforoffice