#turds

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #turds from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 16:41 UTC
0
07-21
0
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
0
07-26
0
07-27

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 16:41 UTC
#turdsday
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#turdsidestory
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#turdswimming
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#turdsocial
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#turdSiteBuyer
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#turdsiteUsersGetOut
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#turdstring
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#LittleTurds
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#polishedTurds
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#TurdSite
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#turdsla
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#GimmeDaTurds
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 16:41 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~25570 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 18:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: German (28) · English (12)

Avg boosts / post: 1.1

Top of the latest posts

  • Today is #Saturday, one of the two days of the week the english speaking world dedicates to #turds. The other one being the more explicit Thursday.

    gareppa@gareppa♥ 2↻ 12023-03-11 20:30 UTCView post →

  • @FirstFish Yes, or skip it entirely. Arrival was in 2016. It's eight years later, and I still think of that movie regularly. The only way I'll ever think of either of these #celluloid #turds again is if I watch the #RiffTrax version of the

    C.@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 02024-12-08 04:49 UTCView post →

  • The M&Ms characters are big in commercials with human actors, so they are way way bigger than the candy. They interact with the candy sometimes in the commercials too. Is it their poop? Are M&Ms the big ones turds? Is it?!? #MandMs #MMCandy

    Jon@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02025-11-04 03:28 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/turds