#turds
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #turds from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #turds
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-25 18:08 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-25 18:08 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-25 18:08 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~33077 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 18:00
Languages: German (26) · English (13)
Avg boosts / post: 1.1
Top of the latest posts
Today is #Saturday, one of the two days of the week the english speaking world dedicates to #turds. The other one being the more explicit Thursday.
@FirstFish Yes, or skip it entirely. Arrival was in 2016. It's eight years later, and I still think of that movie regularly. The only way I'll ever think of either of these #celluloid #turds again is if I watch the #RiffTrax version of the
turds of misery... #turdsofmisery #turds #misery #band
What “turds” means
WikipediaFeces are the solid or semi-solid remains of food that was not digested in the small intestine, and has been broken down by bacteria in the large intestine. Feces contain a relatively small amount of metabolic waste products such as bacterially altered bilirubin and dead epithelial cells from the lining of the gut.
“Feces” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#turds across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #turds straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/turds