#turdswimming
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #turdswimming from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-31 00:05 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-31 00:05 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #turdswimming.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-31 00:05 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 1 public posts.
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (1)
Avg boosts / post: 5
Top of the latest posts
“‘I used to be good at tiddley-rats* when I was a nipper ...'* A famous Ankh-Morpork gutter game, second only to Dead Rat conkers. Turd Races in the gutter appear to have died out, despite an attempt to take them upmarket with the name poos
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