#twat
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #twat from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #twat
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-16 18:46 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-16 18:46 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-16 18:46 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~20023 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 0.6
Top of the latest posts
Had a lovely walk up Glastonbury Tor today. Really serene and peaceful at the top, until a fuckwit with zero talent thought it would be the ideal moment to bang a bodhrán out of time,make weird humming noises and rock from side to side with
@slowe well I can understand how that would annoy Musk #twat
Another slight variant on the centuries old 'kids today don't want to work' cliche. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/food-and-drink/restaurants/thomas-straker-chef-interview/ #ThomasStraker #food #cooking #twat #Food #drink #restaurants
What “twat” means
Wiktionary · WikipediaTwat is an English-language vulgarism which means the vulva or vagina, and is used figuratively as a derogatory epithet. In British English and Irish English it is a common insult referring to an obnoxious or stupid person regardless of gender; in American English, it is rarer and usually used to insult a woman. In Britain and Ireland, the usual pronunciation rhymes with hat, while Americans most often use the older pronunciation that rhymes with squat. This is reflected in the former variant
“Twat” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#twat across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #twat straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/twat