#twats

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #twats from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
33
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 33
0.5
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 33
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-25 17:19 UTC
0
09-19
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09-20
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09-21
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09-22
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09-23
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09-25

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-25 17:19 UTC

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-25 17:19 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 33 public posts (spanning ~58958 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 20:00

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Languages: English (33)

Avg boosts / post: 1.3

Top of the latest posts

  • @luckytran Making Amerikkka Gullible Again #twats

    Graham Arden@graham_arden♥ 4↻ 02026-08-19 17:54 UTCView post →
  • Andrew Twat as well as Jake Douchebag Paul beaten up really hard. 🎶🔥It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...🥊🎵🎶 #andrewtate #jakepaul #douchebags #plonkers #twats #losers #scumoftheearth https://youtube.com/watch?v=kEnSohrkL_0&si

    Veerle Slegers@veerleslegers♥ 2↻ 02025-12-23 14:17 UTCView post →
  • This isn't going to happen. The world's media is reporting on an off-hand, SM conversation between 2 dickheads like it's Tyson coming out of retirement. It's fucking bullshit. #Musk #Zuck #Twats https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-65981876

    BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺@BonehouseWasps♥ 2↻ 02023-06-22 10:49 UTCView post →

What “twats” means

Wiktionary · Wikipedia

twats

  • nounThe vagina or vulva.
  • verbTo hit, slap.
Full entry on Wiktionary →

Twat is an English-language vulgarism which means the vulva or vagina, and is used figuratively as a derogatory epithet. In British English and Irish English it is a common insult referring to an obnoxious or stupid person regardless of gender; in American English, it is rarer and usually used to insult a woman. In Britain and Ireland, the usual pronunciation rhymes with hat, while Americans most often use the older pronunciation that rhymes with squat. This is reflected in the former variant

“Twat” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →

#twats across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #twats straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/twats