#unhappynews
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #unhappynews from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-14 13:18 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-14 13:18 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #unhappynews.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-14 13:18 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 4 public posts (spanning ~3694 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (4)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
Cyclospora Parasite in NYC: Office Salad Habits Show Little Change On a hazy Thursday … #dining #cooking #diet #food #mediterranean #MediterraneanDiet #MediterraneanFood #MediterraneanSalads #bowl #bryantpark #drugadministration #explosived
Cyclospora Parasite in NYC: Office Salad Habits Show Little Change On a hazy Thursday in New York City, Hagen Wenzek was ready to dig into … #dining #cooking #diet #food #MediterraneanSalads #bowl #bryantpark #drugadministration #explosived
Cyclospora Parasite in NYC: Office Salad Habits Show Little Change https://www.diningandcooking.com/2768419/cyclospora-parasite-in-nyc-office-salad-habits-show-little-change/ #bowl #BryantPark #DrugAdministration #ExplosiveDiarrhea #food #H
#unhappynews across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #unhappynews straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/unhappynews