#universalPaperclips
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #universalPaperclips from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 05:54 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
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Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 05:54 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 15 public posts (spanning ~31852 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 20:00
Languages: English (13) · German (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
musk may have trillions of dollars, but i've made vigintillions of paperclips. https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/ . #universalPaperclips
Addendum: Factorio is I think a cool example of a morally imperfect narrative done well, you play as the antagonist but its pretty unambigously anti colonialism and anti exponentially using up an entire planets resources. Its a tragedy ever
@Stoned_Deva_ But wouldn’t inserting the paperclip hurt? #UniversalPaperclips #humor #YesThatsAGame
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