#Unwinese
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #Unwinese from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #unwinese
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-01 19:57 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-01 19:57 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #unwinese.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-01 19:57 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 8 public posts (spanning ~43072 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (8)
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
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Top of the latest posts
@estherschindler Interesting idea, hope it works! Not unlike #Unwinese!
We need web pages in #Unwinese for the “AI” bots.
Why learn Newspeak when you can learn #Unwinese? Deep joy!
What “unwinese” means
WikipediaStanley Unwin, sometimes known as Professor Stanley Unwin, was a British comic actor and writer.
“Stanley Unwin (comedian)” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#unwinese across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #unwinese straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/unwinese