#UselessAdvice
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #UselessAdvice from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-13 15:38 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-13 15:38 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-13 15:38 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~42654 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (4)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
@ancient_catbus Have you tried watching a sitcom? Me: 😒 #UselessAdvice
I working on eliminating toxic people from my life since that is one of the biggest pieces of advice given these days. My question is, how do I get rid of the person I have the most toxic interactions with, myself? Please don't say "be nice
Thanks, Mx. My-brain-functions-normally, why don't you try spreading your wings and fly away? #mentalhealth #neurodivergence #neurotypical #autistic #allistic #adhd #uselessadvice
#uselessadvice across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #uselessadvice straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/uselessadvice