#Uselessness

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #Uselessness from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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1
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
1
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.1
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 06:55 UTC
0
07-21
0
07-22
0
07-23
0
07-24
0
07-25
1
07-26
0
07-27

1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 06:55 UTC
#UsefulnessOfUselessness
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#uselessnessoffastandslow
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 06:55 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~1326 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 09:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (37) · Dutch (3)

Avg boosts / post: 0.4

Top of the latest posts

  • Added a calculation from @kelvinvoskuijl to "All Things Useless" aka The Useless Page of Fame. https://uselessness.org/all-things-useless.php #Uselessness

    Useless@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 12026-06-30 14:48 UTCView post →

  • Hey Fediverse! This is the most useless, and therefor the most useful, account to follow. Dedicated to the power of messing around as a way to stay creative. Fuck the efficiency, it's killing all the fun. We just kicked off, for now you can

    Useless@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 32026-06-01 09:20 UTCView post →

  • Exploring the boundaries of #Uselessness: citing Maurice Merleau-Ponty (Phénoménologie de la perception, 1945). No context, no translation. Je me reporte au mot comme ma main se porte vers le lieu de mon corps que l'on pique, le mot est en

    Guusabc@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-07-26 15:38 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/uselessness