#Uselessness
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #Uselessness from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #uselessness
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-17 20:59 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-17 20:59 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-17 20:59 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~3043 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 09:00
Languages: English (39) · Dutch (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
Added a calculation from @kelvinvoskuijl to "All Things Useless" aka The Useless Page of Fame. https://uselessness.org/all-things-useless.php #Uselessness
RE: https://chaos.social/@quincy/116810153613438498 We love all things #Useless #Uselessness
A website presenting a random colour. https://randomcolour.yeahright.org/ #Uselessness
What “uselessness” means
Wiktionary#uselessness across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #uselessness straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/uselessness