#vaguepost
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #vaguepost from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #vaguepost
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-18 16:18 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-18 16:18 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-18 16:18 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~27343 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 0.4
Top of the latest posts
I so very much want to talk about something because it's hilarious, but I can't for legal reasons. Please know it is killing me because of the absurdity. #VaguePost #Work
I'm really struggling with writing the introduction to my master's thesis right now. I have no idea how to nicely lead into the fact that some previous work has a certain motivation and that I am simultaneously extending their work but also
I’m trying, but damn, rejection still hurts #vaguePost
What “vaguepost” means
WikipediaVagueposting, or vaguebooking, is the act of posting online cryptically without context or otherwise necessary information needed to understand the post. Intentions vary, with some vagueposting happening for the sake of engagement bait from people who have a fear of missing out, while other instances happen as a failure of transparent communication.
“Vagueposting” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#vaguepost across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #vaguepost straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/vaguepost