#vanitymetrics
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #vanitymetrics from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #vanitymetrics
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-30 23:48 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-30 23:48 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #vanitymetrics.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-30 23:48 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 27 public posts (spanning ~63989 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 07:00
Languages: English (16) · Swedish (7) · German (3) · French (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
Top of the latest posts
I’d have so many more followers if I weren’t reflexively blocking all the zero-follower scam accounts. As my profile warns I will. 🤪 #VanityMetrics
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Contemplating putting together a pressure posse to lobby all the big cheese insurance and regulatory bodies to quit demanding vanity click rate metrics and use actual behavioural change metrics that indicate high/low risk. I figure it would
#vanitymetrics across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #vanitymetrics straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/vanitymetrics