#varmint
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #varmint from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #varmint
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-25 19:06 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-25 19:06 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-25 19:06 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~36109 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (5)
Avg boosts / post: 0.8
Top of the latest posts
who’s gonna tell the #Martians why #Gazan lost kids weren’t on #cartons ? slippery #WalkOns #grift for #argent every time our #eyebrows arching don’t let it touch the heartstrings to get us to #SwipeAway as it hardens #violent ardent khaki
Getting back into practicing and kitty is getting back into interfering #selfie #Cimbalom #TuxedoCat #varmint #MeddlesomeKitty #TroublesomeCritter
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What “varmint” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediavarmint
- nounA pestering animal such as one that kills or harasses a farmer's livestock or crops.
Vermin (colloquially varmint(s) or varmit(s)) are pests or nuisance animals that spread diseases and destroy crops, livestock, and property. Since the term is defined in relation to human activities, which species are included vary by region and enterprise.
“Vermin” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#varmint across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #varmint straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/varmint