#versager
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #versager from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #versager
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-28 22:42 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-28 22:42 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-28 22:42 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 37 public posts (spanning ~47645 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 09:00
Languages: German (31) · English (5)
Avg boosts / post: 1.1
Top of the latest posts
@tazgetroete Dobbie der #Versager wieder. Seine Erfolgsbilanz bis heute:
"Was beschreiben denn die kommentierenden Leute ...?" Moderatorenimitator befragt Reporterinnendarstellerin. Gerade eben gehört. Original. Betreute Pressestimmenrezeption im WDR5. Unerbetene Hilfestellung für die dummen hörenden Personen. I
Der Grund, weshalb mein Paketbote nicht bei mir klingelt und DHL/Deutsche Post ein absoluter Arschladen ist. Fuck their profits at my expense. https://group.dhl.com/de/investoren/aktie/dividende.html #dhl #deutschepost #post #versager #hass
#versager across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #versager straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/versager