#vertebrateshitposting

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #vertebrateshitposting from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
5
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 5
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 5

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 06:23 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 06:23 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #vertebrateshitposting.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 06:23 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~16691 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (5)

Avg boosts / post: 8.4

Top of the latest posts

  • Phylogenetically Accurate Aquarium where it's just a bunch of land-dwelling tetrapods. "It says this exhibit is lobe-finned fish but there's nothing but a yak in here?" "Well, technically…" (re: https://weirder.earth/@eldaking/1136125215087

    neville park@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 32024-12-07 16:43 UTCView post →

  • A little bird sends along this hilarious paper submitted to a predatory journal. https://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/birds.pdf Article on it: https://www.audubon.org/news/whats-deal-birds-new-paper-asks-while-making-point #VertebrateS

    neville park@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 372023-08-31 01:03 UTCView post →

  • David Attenborough: This is the largest expanse of lava to flood the earth for 100 million years. me: [banging on arm of table] DEC-CAN TRAPS! DEC-CAN TRAPS! DEC-CAN TRAPS!! David Attenborough: The Deccan, in central India, me: YESSSSSSSSS

    neville park@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02023-08-08 06:22 UTCView post →

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