#wakeandmakecoffee
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #wakeandmakecoffee from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 15:01 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 15:01 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 4 public posts (spanning ~0.1 hours).
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Look, I like Phil Defranco’s news delivery. I like the content. But I really dislike the opaqueness and dark patterns around this new brand. For all these points, I will opt not to participate in this one. I doubt he’ll ever notice my take
Phil is marketing his new brand to sell “at a loss” by offering a 50% discount if you buy now. Sounds great, right? Maybe too great? Never mentioned in the burned in ads is to get the discount, you must subscribe. And in smaller and faded p
I really don’t like that these creators are not being up front with their partnerships. At the moment, I can’t confirm who makes Phil’s coffee. It’s possible that it’s also Akira. It’s possible he went with a different company. The talking
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