#wanker
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #wanker from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #wanker
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-26 05:59 UTCNo measured public usage for #wanker in the last 7 days. That is a real result, and a good one to know: this hashtag is wide open right now. We show a dash before we ever show a made-up number. Browse the trending index for tags with live measurements.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-26 05:59 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #wanker.
Live pulse
measured · Mastodon tag timeline · fetched 2026-09-26 05:59 UTCNo recent public posts found for #wanker on Mastodon. Nothing measured, so nothing shown.
What “wanker” means
Wiktionary · WikipediaWanker is slang for "one who wanks (masturbates)", but is most often used as a general insult. It is a pejorative term of English origin common in Britain and other parts of the English-speaking world, including Ireland, Australia and New Zealand. It is synonymous with the insult tosser.
“Wanker” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#wanker across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #wanker straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/wanker