#wankers
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #wankers from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #wankers
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-25 17:11 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-25 17:11 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-25 17:11 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~2579 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 20:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 1.3
Top of the latest posts
@benroyce #AI is #clankers 🤖 all the way down, and that’s why #wankers love 💕 it *so much!* #Resist #AIslop.
A reminder that in addition to blatant piracy of author and publisher's works, the AI tech bros are absolute barbarians, right up there with the book-burning bastards https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp3rprx2wl4o I hope the ghost of Ray
@markmetz #AI is #clankers 🤖 all the way down, and that’s why ‘C student’ #wankers love 💕 it *so much!* #Resist #AIslop.
What “wankers” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediawankers
- nounA person who wanks.
- noun(public school slang) A salted, and lightly smoked herring or mackerel; a bloater.
Wanker is slang for "one who wanks (masturbates)", but is most often used as a general insult. It is a pejorative term of English origin common in Britain and other parts of the English-speaking world, including Ireland, Australia and New Zealand. It is synonymous with the insult tosser.
“Wanker” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#wankers across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #wankers straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/wankers