#wankpanzer
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #wankpanzer from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #wankpanzer
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-17 15:04 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-17 15:04 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-17 15:04 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~9462 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 12:00
Languages: English (33) · Dutch (3) · French (1) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 2.5
Top of the latest posts
Glad someone reminded people WHO was being paid $1 Trillion. Elon Musk, world's richest Nazi. What is going on? Why is this acceptable? Why are people just shrugging and continuing on with their day? #NaziNotForMe #Tesla #Nazi #Musk #WankPa
It's the same in the UK, Australia, NZ and probably most of Europe. Cybertrucks are verboten because they're overweight, have sharp edges and they're downright ugly. They're strictly for North American Musk fanbois. @jbz #wankpanzer #swasti
In case people aren’t laughing at you enough for owning a #Wankpanzer #cars #cybertruck #tasteless #tesla https://www.mansory.com/car/mansory-elongation
What “wankpanzer” means
WikipediaThe Tesla Cybertruck is a battery-electric full-size pickup truck manufactured by Tesla, Inc. since 2023. It was presented as a prototype concept in November 2019, with an angular design composed of flat, unpainted stainless steel body panels, drawing comparisons to low-polygon computer models.
“Tesla Cybertruck” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#wankpanzer across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #wankpanzer straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/wankpanzer