#wankpanzer
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #wankpanzer from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #wankpanzer
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-15 05:13 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-15 05:13 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-15 05:13 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~8684 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00
Languages: English (33) · Dutch (3) · French (1) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 3.4
Top of the latest posts
today’s #yaddaYadda is a memepost from the #incElCamino #wankpanzer bar, with an unusual Sunday cathechism: BE UNGOVERNABLE, like Sugar 🎶 fuck you, i won’t do what you tell me 🎶 #anarchy #antifa #memes #horses source: https://thecanadian.
Glad someone reminded people WHO was being paid $1 Trillion. Elon Musk, world's richest Nazi. What is going on? Why is this acceptable? Why are people just shrugging and continuing on with their day? #NaziNotForMe #Tesla #Nazi #Musk #WankPa
In case people aren’t laughing at you enough for owning a #Wankpanzer #cars #cybertruck #tasteless #tesla https://www.mansory.com/car/mansory-elongation
What “wankpanzer” means
WikipediaThe Tesla Cybertruck is a battery-electric full-size pickup truck manufactured by Tesla, Inc. since 2023. It was presented as a prototype concept in November 2019, with an angular design composed of flat, unpainted stainless steel body panels, drawing comparisons to low-polygon computer models.
“Tesla Cybertruck” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#wankpanzer across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #wankpanzer straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/wankpanzer