#watercooler
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #watercooler from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #watercooler
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-14 06:11 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-14 06:11 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-14 06:11 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~6434 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00
Languages: English (19) · Chinese (19) · Portuguese (1) · Japanese (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.9
Top of the latest posts
My workplace decided they are going to start blocking some Microsoft domains on the network. Like, my dudes, we contract for so much shit from Microsoft. We have Teams and OneDrive and SharePoint and Outlook, let alone Windows itself. Rando
听Tame Impala的record就是永远不知道是唱片卡了还是… 但玩笑归玩笑，so dreamy so psychedelicy…好适合躺在床上放空 封面的设计和材质，好美丽 #watercooler
In the AI training sessions they make us go to at work, they're still trying to teach prompt engineering here in 2026. It's magical thinking all the way down. #watercooler
What “watercooler” means
WikipediaA water dispenser, sometimes referred to as a water cooler, is a machine that dispenses and often also cools or heats up water with a refrigeration unit. It is commonly located near the restroom due to closer access to plumbing. A drain line is also provided from the water cooler into the sewer system.
“Water dispenser” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#watercooler across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #watercooler straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/watercooler