#watercooler
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #watercooler from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #watercooler
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-15 14:01 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-15 14:01 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-15 14:01 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~21004 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00
Languages: English (27) · Chinese (10) · Portuguese (2) · Japanese (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.8
Top of the latest posts
好有力量的陈述。这是我最爱诗人（包括我自己）的地方：他们允许自己脆弱、允许自己展示脆弱，但不是为了让别人看到自己的脆弱，而是让别人也被允许脆弱。 我宁愿在世界面前自我呈现为碎片，如果能够让另一个人接受自己的裂痕。 #watercooler
Cool, Microsoft admin portals are down. PowerShell modules work though. 👍 Microsoft 347 really lives up to its name. #microsoft #watercooler
Microsoft required me to click on an ad before signing into my work computer this morning. Time to throw this machine into the canal. #watercooler
What “watercooler” means
WikipediaA water dispenser, sometimes referred to as a water cooler, is a machine that dispenses and often also cools or heats up water with a refrigeration unit. It is commonly located near the restroom due to closer access to plumbing. A drain line is also provided from the water cooler into the sewer system.
“Water dispenser” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#watercooler across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #watercooler straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/watercooler