#WeAreSoFucked
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #WeAreSoFucked from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-31 12:38 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-31 12:38 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #wearesofucked.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-31 12:38 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~30167 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00
Languages: English (37) · German (2) · Dutch (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1
Top of the latest posts
Chat are we fucking deadass rn I absolutely cannot fucking believe that this is an actual, real forecast image from the National Weather Service #WeatherDong #Snowpocalypse2026 #WeAreSoFucked #MyProphecyIsFulfilled #FrozenTombsOfTheDamned
"if Donny farted out an executive order this very afternoon decreeing that everyone had to wear their underwear on their head, Republicans would be all over the Sunday shows with — you guessed it — underwear on their heads." #WeAreSoFucked
"American fascism looks like the president using armed military units from governors loyal to his regime to seize cities run by opposition political figures and it looks like the president using federal law enforcement to target regime oppo
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