#wearetotallyfucked
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #wearetotallyfucked from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #wearetotallyfucked
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-13 09:22 UTC10 uses by 4 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-13 09:22 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #wearetotallyfucked.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-13 09:22 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~2013 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 22:00
Languages: English (37)
Avg boosts / post: 1.6
Top of the latest posts
@gtronix ugh, what an utterly repellent idea. 🤢🤮 Fuck Generative AI, coz: largest theft of private IP in human historymassive water + energy demands as climate crisis intensifies authoritative bullshit generation via unsolvable hallucinat
Droppie [infosec] 🐨:archlinux: :kde: :firefox_nightly: :thunderbird: :vegan:@[email protected]♥ 3↻ 12026-09-24 04:16 UTCView post →@AeonCypher whilst some of my essential services use gen-ai bots now in lieu of humans, for their first-tier customer support, hence i can't avoid them despite my fierce objection, for everything else that i can directly control, i simply r
Droppie [infosec] 🐨:archlinux: :kde: :firefox_nightly: :thunderbird: :vegan:@[email protected]♥ 2↻ 12026-10-08 21:58 UTCView post →three excellent powerful direct essays about our fucked polity & broken society Kos SamarasIan DunlopJohn Menaduehttps://johnmenadue.com/post/2026/10/aged-care-is-turning-the-family-home-into-an-entry-fee/ https://johnmenadue.com/post/2026/
Droppie [infosec] 🐨:archlinux: :kde: :firefox_nightly: :thunderbird: :vegan:@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 52026-10-09 03:40 UTCView post →
#wearetotallyfucked across platforms
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