#websitefail
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #websitefail from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #websitefail
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-29 17:28 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-29 17:28 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-29 17:28 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 10 public posts (spanning ~30223 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (10)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
Using the #1MinuteCriteria for websites to provide simple, non-sensitive information. It took less than one minute to reach for the #WhitePages or #YellowPages and find the street address of a business or bank branch. Why am I going to wast
🚀 Oh, brilliant! #Anthropic is stepping into the #future with #Colossus2, yet they can't even manage a simple website. 🤦♂️ Forbidden wisdom must be their secret sauce, served with a side of GB200 gibberish. 🍝🔒 https://xcancel.com/notto
Oh, the irony! A man who supposedly "invented the future" can't even get past a basic HTTP error. 🙄🔒 Maybe he should have invented a working website first! 😂 https://hedgehogreview.com/web-features/thr/posts/the-man-who-invented-the-futu
#websitefail across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #websitefail straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/websitefail