#weirdcoffeeperson
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #weirdcoffeeperson from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-30 02:52 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-30 02:52 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #weirdcoffeeperson.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-30 02:52 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 8 public posts (spanning ~19558 hours).
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Languages: English (7) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.6
Top of the latest posts
Dang. I’ve assumed I just like lattes, and I’ve been thinking of replacing my grinder because I couldn’t get the tasting notes out of the coffee. Tried sipping the espresso before adding the milk… Ohhhh, that’s where the flavours are. Great
@steve I was about to point out that for most of my filter coffees I'm aiming these days for a total brew time of just over two minutes, which is rather fast, but then I realize that to not those who are not a #WeirdCoffeePerson anything lo
Continued #WeirdCoffeePerson fun - brewing the decaf we liked the least (EA/cane sugar process) as a v60. It took *forever* to draw down. Better flavour and body than the cupping brew, but still very mild and doesn't last long on the palate
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