#whatadick

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #whatadick from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
8
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 8
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 8

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-28 08:08 UTC
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07-22
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07-28

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-28 08:08 UTC
#whatadickhead
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-28 08:08 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 8 public posts (spanning ~29943 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (7)

Avg boosts / post: 0.9

Top of the latest posts

  • “‘Cometh the hour, cometh the … whatever. General comethness, perhaps.'” Terry Pratchett; Unseen Academicals #Discworld #DickieTiceInterview #WhatADick #BBCLauraKuenssberg #ReformsPotholeRacismComments

    Lady Wicket💗@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12026-05-10 13:50 UTCView post →

  • Good news! Only paying subscribers can have grok make AI sexploitation https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2026/01/09/ai-sexual-images-grok-musk/ #grok #whatadick

    Robert Burgholzer@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 22026-01-09 13:12 UTCView post →

  • @SKleefeld maybe someone is pulling a Gene Roddenberry and is trying to extract money from a song #humor #startrek #themeSong #history #StarTreksThemeSongHasLyricsWHAT #HowDareYouTouchStarTrek #WaitAllThatWasReal #WhatADick #MyWholeLifeIsCo

    satire@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02025-12-14 18:45 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/whatadick