#whatever
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #whatever from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #whatever
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-09 17:17 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-09 17:17 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-09 17:17 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~3469 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00
Languages: English (31) · German (1) · Indonesian (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.8
Top of the latest posts
The new version of Numbers doesn't support dots in the filename 😞 EDIT: Nooo ... it's macOS 26.4 that doesn't support dots in filenames in the Save As Dialog 😱😱😱 EDIT2: How can you break the Save As dialog of an entire OS in a dot relea
forgot abt this thrifted dress from a while ago. how dare I forget #goth #ootd #whatever
it's Ominous Selfie Hours again #goth #whatever
What “whatever” means
Wiktionarywhatever/wɒtˈɛvə/
- adjectiveUnexceptional or unimportant; blah.
- pronounNo matter what; for any
#whatever across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #whatever straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/whatever