#whatmeworry
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #whatmeworry from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-01 01:05 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-01 01:05 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #whatmeworry.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-01 01:05 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 24 public posts (spanning ~30540 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 02:00
Languages: English (23) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 2.3
Top of the latest posts
MAD Magazine called out the FOTUS in 1991. #USpol #WhatMeWorry
If you take the past 75 years of world population data and paste it into Calc and tell it to find a 7th degree polynomial trend line and then paste that polynomial into Wolfram Alpha then it appears to have a root at 2037. So, we can all st
This Spy vs. Spy graffiti I saw today reminded me of the Spy vs. Spy video game which I played on NES in the early 1990s. It was split screen PvP and you had to gather items while also leaving booby-traps for your opponent. If you won your
#whatmeworry across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #whatmeworry straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/whatmeworry