#whattheactualfuck
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #whattheactualfuck from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-08 09:06 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-08 09:06 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #whattheactualfuck.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-08 09:06 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 28 public posts (spanning ~65007 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 00:00
Languages: English (27)
Avg boosts / post: 1.5
Top of the latest posts
OK Thinkpad bubble, I encountered a Thinkpad T460s with a german QWERTZ keyboard today, that is lacking the <>| key (next to the left shift key, normally). Also, it has the #' key to the right of the one with +* and the ENTER key in just on
"...in mere moments after the big bang, when primordial chaos otherwise reigned, gravity immediately began glomming together dark matter into large clumps known as halos. These dark matter halos are believed to have acted as gravitational s
#WhatTheActualFuck Just as the phrase “what the entire fuck” implies the existence of fractional fucks, the phrase “what the absolute fuck” implies the existence of both positive and negative fucks (or else there would be no need for an abs
#whattheactualfuck across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/whattheactualfuck