#WhatTheFliuch
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #WhatTheFliuch from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-03 00:26 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-03 00:26 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #whatthefliuch.
Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-03 00:26 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~23121 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 07:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
Uisce Éireann timed the release of this very badly. It's urinating down. #WhatTheFliuch https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2026/0619/1579177-water-conservation/
I need to speak with the manager of weather. #WhatTheFliuch
Ah, for Jaysus sake lads! #WhatTheFliuch ‘More wintry weather on the way as rain and snow warnings issued for ten counties.’ https://jrnl.ie/6958768 #Ireland #Rain #TáSéAgCurBáistíArís #MastoDaoine
#whatthefliuch across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/whatthefliuch