#whatthefuck

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #whatthefuck from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.2
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-20 18:44 UTC
0
10-14
0
10-15
0
10-16
0
10-17
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10-18
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10-20

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-20 18:44 UTC
#whatthefuckpolitics
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#whatthefuckai
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#whatthefuckisthislifeeven
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#whatthefuckisthisdystopia
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#whatthefuckingfuckingfuckingfuck
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#whatthefuckislife
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#whatthefuckcat
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#WhatTheFuckIsThisShit
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#WhatTheFuckIsTheShit
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#whatthefuckisupwiththat
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#whatthefuckeverWednesday
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#whatthefuckweibo
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-20 18:44 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~12682 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 05:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (20) · German (16) · French (1) · Dutch (1)

Avg boosts / post: 1.3

Top of the latest posts

  • Ok so wait. The JCPOA gave Iran access to their own sanctioned money to the tune of $50-100 Billion (and much of it was illiquid), and $1.7 Bn to settle a claim in The Hague from the 1970's era. Trump's plan is to give them $300 Billion dol

    🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 12026-06-17 19:46 UTCView post →

  • https://mehrgruen.oekoloewe.de/auwald-retten/?mtm_campaign=instagram&mtm_kwd=post&utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQPNTY3MDY3MzQzMzUyNDI3AAGn_oF2NJ4umPIom6MHHIwLgn4INO3znlMixoUnX

    Heikki 📯🏳️‍🌈@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 32026-06-12 11:32 UTCView post →

  • @DerKlimablog #WhatTheFuck. Ich hab sie nicht gewählt und doch hab ich ihnen Erfolg gewünscht. Denn in Zeiten der AfD ist jede erfolgreiche Regierung eine gute Regierung. Und Merz hatte gute Karten. Bzw hätte er gute Karten gehabt, hätte er

    Volker Goller 🇪🇺🇩🇪@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 12026-04-19 20:04 UTCView post →

#whatthefuck across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/whatthefuck