#whatthehelljusthappened
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #whatthehelljusthappened from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-31 07:59 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
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Live pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-31 07:59 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 11 public posts (spanning ~12080 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (10)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
Sound the Novelty Song klaxon! "Chalk dust - the umpire strikes back" - The Brat A semi-rap number between John McEnroe and a generic umpire. Done on the same stage The Belle Stars were using not ten minutes ago. The crowd raise tennis ball
I came second in the finals… #WhatTheHellJustHappened?!
I'm now waiting for the excellent musical that Remember Monday's "What the Hell Just Happened" is clearly part of. https://youtu.be/-hu6R3ZnOdY?si=gjB_QTk-ghKu6aPP #eurovision2025 #remembermonday #WhattheHellJusthappened
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