#wheezes
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #wheezes from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-27 09:18 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-27 09:18 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-27 09:18 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 19 public posts (spanning ~61509 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 10:00
Languages: English (16) · Norwegian (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
Top of the latest posts
some of my morning #wheezes are quite melodious.
I told my partner about the tumblr story lore and I got hit with "why is it WAFRN ?" And I just stood there, now embodiment of Mike Wazowski - a blue screen. Quoting "female presenting nipples" during the lore dump and yet completely failed
#letsroll #muggles #d20 9-7-20 → #three-quarters 19-15-4 → #wheezes 17-17-9 → #burrow 6-9-13 → #parent 13-8-2 → #underpants 2-17-11 → #runs three-quarters-wheezes-burrow-parent-underpants-runs Roll your own @ https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2
What “wheezes” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediawheezes
- nounA piping or whistling sound caused by difficult respiration.
- verbTo breathe hard, and with an audible piping or whistling sound, as persons affected with asthma.
A wheeze is a clinical symptom of a continuous, coarse, whistling sound produced in the respiratory airways during breathing. For wheezes to occur, part of the respiratory tree must be narrowed or obstructed, or airflow velocity within the respiratory tree must be heightened. Wheezing is commonly experienced by persons with a lung disease; the most common cause of recurrent wheezing is asthma, though it can also be a symptom of lung cancer, congestive heart failure, and certain types of heart di
“Wheeze” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#wheezes across platforms
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