#whywouldyoudothat
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The previous homeowner was so proud of all the DIY marvels he performed around the house. This one -more than any other- has convinced me that it's possible for the Dunning-Kruger effect to reach weapons grade levels. #diwhy #thisisdangerou
I would really like that fireworks ban now please. 😣 #fireworks #assholes #vandalism #vuurwerk #vuurwerkverbod #bullshit #thisisdumb #whywouldyoudothat #notfunny
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