#winblows
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #winblows from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-19 01:08 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-19 01:08 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-19 01:08 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 33 public posts (spanning ~80005 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 10:00
Languages: English (28) · Finnish (1) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
Sisko:"Mun kone ei toimi." Minä:"Jaa. Mikä vika?" S:"PIN-koodi ei toimi." M:"Mites salasana?" S:"Ei oo." M: 😐 Kone käyntiin, anna PIN-koodi. Koodi ok. Käynnistyy mustaan ruutuun. Sammuta, käynnistä uudelleen. Yhdistä kone verkkoon. *plim*
I’ve had to talk to my dad about Windows 10 EoL and he is not happy. ‘I bought this fucking computer to see out my days’ he says. He’s 77 and in pretty good health for a stroke survivor. He bought the laptop 10 years ago. I’ve kept it going
Welp… this is historic. This is my last #shutdown before I turn it on again to #install @[email protected]. #Windows, you have served me for many years, and I have so many memories of you, some good, some bad, but it's time to say goodby
What “winblows” means
WikipediaMicroshaft Winblows 98 is a 1998 interactive comedy video game for Windows and Classic Mac OS. It parodies the then-upcoming Windows 98 operating system, as well as Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates. Released by Palladium Interactive during the United States v. Microsoft Corp. case and at a time when Microsoft, Windows, and Gates were easy targets for jokes, the game attempted to offer a satirical take on the subject matter.
“Microshaft Winblows 98” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#winblows across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/winblows