#WomanNeedsManLikeFishNeedsBicycle
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #WomanNeedsManLikeFishNeedsBicycle from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-27 00:05 UTC5 uses by 3 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-27 00:05 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #womanneedsmanlikefishneedsbicycle.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-27 00:05 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 32 public posts (spanning ~21594 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 01:00
Languages: English (23)
Avg boosts / post: 1
Top of the latest posts
such an incomprehensibly odious woman, & couple. how do some humans become so broken? " In a recent episode of The Dr Jo Show, Australian furniture designer James Howe said that within his marriage to Dr Joanna Howe, the podcast’s host, “co
Droppie [infosec] 🐨:archlinux: :kde: :firefox_nightly: :thunderbird: :vegan:@[email protected]♥ 1↻ 32026-09-29 10:01 UTCView post →https://www.crikey.com.au/2026/10/26/manosphere-online-misogyny-threats-women-in-politics/ " A marvel happened this past week: everyone can suddenly hear the voices of women politicians speaking out about the escalating violent threats from
Droppie [infosec] 🐨:archlinux: :kde: :firefox_nightly: :thunderbird: :vegan:@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 62026-10-26 01:18 UTCView post →https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/when-tragedy-demands-women-be-treated-better-men-twist-it-into-an-excuse-to-treat-them-worse-20261025-p61871.html?ref=rss " Opinion When tragedy demands women be treated better, men twist it into an e
Droppie [infosec] 🐨:archlinux: :kde: :firefox_nightly: :thunderbird: :vegan:@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 12026-10-25 07:26 UTCView post →
#womanneedsmanlikefishneedsbicycle across platforms
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