#yawns
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #yawns from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-27 07:26 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-27 07:26 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-27 07:26 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 7 public posts (spanning ~29060 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (6)
Avg boosts / post: 0.9
Top of the latest posts
Ah, the annual pilgrimage to the shrine of single board computers, where enthusiasts pretend each iteration isn't just 🥱 the same Pi in a snazzier hat. 2025's lineup: more compute modules, more benchmarks, more #yawns. 😴 Maybe next year w
☀️🔄 #THUNDERBIRD 140 "ECLIPSE" HAS "REACHED TOTALITY," AND THE WORLD COLLECTIVELY #YAWNS 🌍😴. The "EXCITEMENT" LEVEL FROM THIS RELEASE COULD PUT EVEN A #SLOTH INTO A DEEP SLUMBER 🦥💤. THANK YOU, THUNDERBIRD, FOR REMINDING US OF THE JOY O
#CatsOfMastodon #sweetwilliam #yawns Someone is overcome with terminal ennui.
What “yawns” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediayawns
- nounThe action of yawning; opening the mouth widely and taking a long, rather deep breath, often because one is tired or bored.
- verbTo open the mouth widely and take a long, rather deep breath, often because one is tired or bored, and sometimes accompanied by pandiculation.
A yawn is a reflex in vertebrate animals characterized by a long inspiratory phase with gradual mouth gaping, followed by a brief climax with muscle stretching, and a rapid expiratory phase with muscle relaxation, which typically lasts a few seconds. For fish and birds, this is described as gradual mouth gaping, staying open for at least three seconds and subsequently a rapid closure of the mouth. Almost all vertebrate animals, including mammals, birds, reptiles, amphibians, and even fish, exper
“Yawn” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#yawns across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #yawns straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/yawns