#you_can_haz_cheezburgerz
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #you_can_haz_cheezburgerz from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-09 04:04 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-09 04:04 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-09 04:04 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 4 public posts (spanning ~33379 hours).
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Languages: English (3)
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@netbat It's the right sized bag. They're blueberries, you just can't go wrong there :p #tallship #You_can_haz_Cheezburgerz! 🍔 ⛵ .
@youronlyone And my friend.... if that wasn't abundantly clear enough, here's a much better explanation, lolz..... https://invidious.fdn.fr/watch?v=x5Q6-wMx-K8 #tallship #you_can_haz_cheezburgerz 🍔 #Big_Bang_Theory #Star_Trek #spock ⛵ .
@kravietz @mkljczk @rdarmila @xaphanpl Well I really don’t see what the big deal is. There’s an old saying that goes something like this: “Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke, and choke ‘em if they can’t take a fuck” My tendencies over the p
#you_can_haz_cheezburgerz across platforms
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