#youcantfixstupid
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #youcantfixstupid from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-07 09:57 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-07 09:57 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #youcantfixstupid.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-07 09:57 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 14 public posts (spanning ~20808 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 23:00
Languages: English (14)
Avg boosts / post: 1.2
Top of the latest posts
Anyway, I won't have time to write and post it tonight, but this morning I shot photos of the Border Patrol crew welding up cuts in the border fence. Maybe I'll get the story posted tomorrow. In the meantime, here's one of the photos of the
@davetroy never underestimate the stupidity of #MAGAts, who keep voting for #WhiteNationalismWhiteSupremacy against their own economic, political, and social interests for years and making the inequality grow to levels never seen before. Wh
@crooksandliars funny how they all say, they just voted for a felon to have lower grocery prices. They all failed the easiest test in the history of presidential elections: Felon vs Prosecutor. #TheyPickedTheFelon!! They still don't get it
#youcantfixstupid across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/youcantfixstupid