#youcantmakethisshitup
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #youcantmakethisshitup from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #youcantmakethisshitup
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-23 18:59 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-23 18:59 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #youcantmakethisshitup.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-23 18:59 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 38 public posts (spanning ~32645 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 03:00
Languages: English (36) · German (1) · Danish (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.9
Top of the latest posts
@GottaLaff Trump rebrands the U.S. as Mara Lago II. Gold card memberships on sale to millionaires in two weeks. #YouCantMakeThisShitUp #Trump
OMFG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Please boost this. #USPOL #NYT #nytisbroken #youcantmakethisshitup
"Continuation" #HighSchool #Graduation turns deadly as dumbshit with gun kills teen, and three more are injured in unusual #2ndAmendment rights exercise (aka parking lot moron melee) in relatively rural #Fairfield #California. "People keep
#youcantmakethisshitup across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/youcantmakethisshitup