#youcantmakethisup

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #youcantmakethisup from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
5
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 5
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 5
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-03 16:00 UTC
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07-28
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07-29
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07-31
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08-01
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08-03

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-03 16:00 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #youcantmakethisup.

Live pulse

measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-03 16:00 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~65669 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (5)

Avg boosts / post: 0.6

Top of the latest posts

  • The MyPillow Guy Is Running for Governor?! #MikeLindell #MyPillowGuy #MinnesotaPolitics #GovernorRace #PoliticalShorts #YouCantMakeThisUp #Election2026 #USPolitics #ViralShorts #TomPowellJr #YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft7RPIn0w

    AZcoigreach@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02025-12-21 15:15 UTCView post →

  • Some poor bastard trained 20 years in national security just to carry a briefcase for a man who once asked if nukes could “clean” hurricanes. That’s not the nuclear football. That’s America’s emotional support bomb. #NuclearFootball #YouCan

    #TuckFrump@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 22025-06-22 03:15 UTCView post →

  • @emmreef.bsky.social His cousin, Republican Nino Mangione, Maryland State Delegate, worked for trump's victory fund. #YouCantMakeThisUp

    66gardeners@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02024-12-10 00:25 UTCView post →

#youcantmakethisup across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #youcantmakethisup straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/youcantmakethisup