#YouIdiot
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #YouIdiot from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #youidiot
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-02 17:29 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-02 17:29 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-02 17:29 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~43609 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (1) · French (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1
Top of the latest posts
Definitely not me spending 4 hours "optimizing" #zsh, and implementing #antidote and tweaking plugins. #facepalm #ProductiveProcrastination #OhShiny #adhd #neurospicy #SideQuest #YouIdiot #GetBackToWork
donc ne jette pas ton vieux lenovo T420 chéri si impossible de remettre le wifi, après 2 jours de manips réseaux infructueuses, tu finiras par trouver le petit switch physique que tu n'avais pas vu... #YouIdiot #grrr
#youidiot across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #youidiot straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/youidiot