#zaddyneedshiswine
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #zaddyneedshiswine from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-02 16:06 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-02 16:06 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #zaddyneedshiswine.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-02 16:06 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~0.5 hours).
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Languages: English (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0
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Top of the latest posts
They have Heineken cans in the vending machine and they cost as much as a bottle of Evian I don’t make the rules #ZaddyNeedsHisWine
If any of you go to Le Mont Saint-Michel off season or during the week… bring your own booze. *Everything* shuts down by 9pm. At best you get a cold drink vending machine. #ZaddyNeedsHisWine
#zaddyneedshiswine across platforms
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