#zonked
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #zonked from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #zonked
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-08-12 03:03 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-08-12 03:03 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-08-12 03:03 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 8 public posts (spanning ~53887 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (6)
Avg boosts / post: 1.3
Top of the latest posts
Silvervine (matatabi) has a similar effect to catnip, but stronger. As evidenced by the resident goober 🤣 #Lemonthecat #cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets #petsofmastodon #catsondrugs #notevenonce #justsayno #goober #stonerlife #stonerface #notall
Nubs is obviously not worried about the boogeyman grabbing his leg hanging over the edge of what had been Allie’s little bed on the couch that he’s now claimed as his. #CatsOfMastodon #CaturdayOnAMonday #NubsTheTailless #Zonked
Aaaaaand ZONKED. Just a quick pic of my character in Baldur's Gate 3, Garza, being dominated by a particular illithid. #NSFW #hypno #hypnosis #zonked #gay #male #illithid #MindFlayer #HalfOrc #orc #Tav #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons #BaldursGate3
What “zonked” means
Wiktionary · WikipediaZonked!, known in Europe as Ain't it Fun?, is the third studio album by Dee Dee Ramone, released in October 1997 by Other Peoples Music. The album features contributions from former Ramones members Joey and Marky Ramone, guitarist and producer Daniel Rey, and Cramps lead singer Lux Interior. The European edition of the album contains the bonus track "Please Kill Me".
“Zonked!” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#zonked across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #zonked straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/zonked