#penisstealingwitches
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #penisstealingwitches from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-14 02:15 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-14 02:15 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #penisstealingwitches.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-14 02:15 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~14566 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (2)
Avg boosts / post: 4
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Top of the latest posts
Guys with small #penises always blaming penis stealing witches for "shrinking their penises" or whatever. Like, bruh, you don't choose the size of your penis, it doesn't reflect you, and it's not even that small, y u tryna' burn that girl a
HaLLoWeeN CrEePypAsTa Everyone laughs about the Ugandan Penis Stealing Witches, these guys who be like, "That woman is a witch who stole my penis", and how when they make them take off their pants to prove it was stolen they like "IT USED T
#penisstealingwitches across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #penisstealingwitches straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/penisstealingwitches