#schmear
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #schmear from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #schmear
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-10 07:31 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-10 07:31 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-10 07:31 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~923 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (2)
Avg boosts / post: 8.5
Top of the latest posts
This funny Jewish saying Live Laugh Lox is a perfect gift for anyone Jewish, or anyone who loves bagels and loves smoked salmon! #BuyIntoArt #Bagels #Schmear #Lox #Jewish #JewishHumor #JewishGifts #SmokedSalmon#LiveLaughLove Buy here, only
After #baking different flavors of #bagels with #Sourdough discard for a month now, I have officially come to the realization that bagels are truly about the #schmear and not what inclusions I add.
What “schmear” means
WikipediaA bagel and cream cheese is a food pairing that consists, in its basic form, of a sliced bagel spread with cream cheese. Bagels with cream cheese are most traditionally served open-faced and spread with cream cheese and other toppings.
“Bagel and cream cheese” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#schmear across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #schmear straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/schmear