#sqlfails

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #sqlfails from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
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Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
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Recent posts
Mastodon
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Recent pace
Mastodon · last 12
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Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 12

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-07-27 10:15 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-07-27 10:15 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #sqlfails.

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-07-27 10:15 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 12 public posts (spanning ~2159 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00

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Languages: English (12)

Avg boosts / post: 0.1

Top of the latest posts

  • One DELETE Cascades To 3.5 MILLION Rows?! PRODUCTION APOCALYPSE! Deleted ONE user and CASCADE deleted 3.5 MILLION rows across 4 tables! Orders, payments, everything GONE! This is the scariest SQL behavior! Watch this nightmare! #sql #sqldis

    PrecisionSQL@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-03-29 15:40 UTCView post →

  • JSON Column Search Takes 47 SECONDS Breaking Black Friday?! JSON SEARCH NIGHTMARE! Can't index JSON columns in older MySQL! Every product search scans 2 MILLION rows! 47-second queries! Server MELTS on Black Friday! $4.7M revenue LOST! Watc

    PrecisionSQL@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-03-01 16:40 UTCView post →

  • DELETE Without WHERE Deletes EVERYTHING?! STOP RIGHT NOW! Forgot WHERE clause in DELETE? Your ENTIRE table is GONE! 10 million users DELETED in production! This is every developer's NIGHTMARE! Watch this disaster! #sql #sqldisaster #delete

    PrecisionSQL@[email protected]♥ 0↻ 02026-02-28 16:40 UTCView post →

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/sqlfails