#turd
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #turd from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #turd
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-09-25 18:18 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-09-25 18:18 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-09-25 18:18 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~13137 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 18:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 1.1
Top of the latest posts
I have been wanting to take a picture of this display ever since the owner of the junkyard in Errington, BC on #bcHwy4 erected it last week. The time and care he put into this is just 🧑🍳 💋 The flags. The sign. The toilet. Amazing. 😂 😂
Happy Turdsday! #draw #drawing #draweveryday #dailydrawing #dailysketch #sketch #sketchbook #art #mastoart #FediArt #artwork #comic #cartoon #turd #king #stinky #turdsday #poo #crapital #silly #digitalink #digitalinkillustration #makeartnot
I think the State of the Union, as performed now, is only useful in that it might provide some entertainment if the speaker shits his pants live on TV. Otherwise, I struggle to see the point. #uspol #stateOfTheUnion #trump #turd
What “turd” means
Wiktionary · WikipediaFeces are the solid or semi-solid remains of food that was not digested in the small intestine, and has been broken down by bacteria in the large intestine. Feces contain a relatively small amount of metabolic waste products such as bacterially altered bilirubin and dead epithelial cells from the lining of the gut.
“Feces” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#turd across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #turd straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/turd